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Gardening with a Southern Twist (and a Sense of Humor)

Apr 14, 2025 | Rita

Gardening with a Southern Twist (and a Sense of Humor)

Down South, gardening is more than just planting flowers and pulling weeds—it’s a full-on sport, social event, and battle against nature all rolled into one. We don’t just throw a few seeds in the ground and hope for the best. No, ma’am. We strategize, swap advice (and unsolicited opinions), and fight off an army of bugs, heat, and nosy neighbors who all have something to say about our garden choices.

If you’ve ever tried your hand at Southern gardening, you already know—it’s an adventure. So grab your wide-brimmed hat, a cold glass of sweet tea, and let’s talk about how to garden the Southern way—where the plants are stubborn, the weather is dramatic, and the stories are always worth telling.

Rule #1: If It Ain’t Tough, It Ain’t Staying

Southern gardens do not have time for weak plants. If a flower or vegetable can’t survive heat, humidity, and the occasional storm that knocks over half the backyard, it’s not making the cut.

✔ Azaleas? They’ll bloom no matter what.
✔ Crepe myrtles? You could ignore them for years, and they’d still thrive.
✔ Tomatoes? If you can’t grow tomatoes in the South, bless your heart.

Meanwhile, anything delicate or needy? Forget it. If it can’t survive a July heatwave and an unexpected frost two weeks later, it has no business being in a Southern garden.

Rule #2: Bugs, Critters, and the Uninvited Guests

You don’t just plant a garden in the South—you declare war on everything that wants to eat your hard work before you do.

🐛 Caterpillars think your tomato plants are an all-you-can-eat buffet.
🐿 Squirrels will dig up your bulbs just to make you mad.
🦌 Deer? They’re basically giant locusts in disguise.

And don’t even get me started on fire ants. One minute, you’re peacefully planting marigolds, and the next, you’re doing a high-speed dance across the yard while they remind you who’s really in charge here.

You can try natural deterrents, fences, scarecrows, prayer, bribery— but at the end of the day, if the critters want it bad enough, they’ll find a way.

Rule #3: You Will Be Judged by Your Neighbors

Southern gardening comes with a built-in audience. Your neighbors will notice everything—from the health of your flowers to the placement of your tomato stakes. And they will comment on it.

  • “You know, my mama always said marigolds keep the bugs away. You should plant some.”
  • “Your hydrangeas sure are looking… interesting this year.” (Translation: They’re struggling.)
  • “Are you sure that’s the best spot for your roses?” (Translation: It’s not.)

It doesn’t matter if you have the greenest thumb in town—someone will offer advice you didn’t ask for. Just smile, nod, and keep planting.

Rule #4: The Weather is Out to Get You

In the South, you could spend months carefully planning your garden, nurturing seedlings, and making sure everything is just right—only for the weather to ruin everything in one afternoon.

☀ Too much heat? Plants will wither.
🌧 Too much rain? Roots will rot.
❄ Unexpected cold snap? Say goodbye to your blooms.

The only real solution is to accept that Mother Nature has the final say and adjust accordingly. This is why Southerners always have backup plants, extra mulch, and a deep-rooted love for things that “come back on their own.”


Rule #5: You Will End Up with More Than You Can Handle

You start the season with a plan. You’re only going to grow a few things. Maybe a tomato plant, some basil, and a couple of flowers. Nothing too crazy.

And then?

Next thing you know, you’ve got twelve tomato plants, three different types of peppers, an entire herb garden, two rows of squash, and a wild blackberry bush that appeared out of nowhere.

You will also accidentally grow zucchini (even if you didn’t plant any). And at some point, you will beg your neighbors to take some off your hands.

The Southern Gardener’s Essential Supplies

If you’re going to garden in the South, here’s what you really need:

  • A big hat – Because that sun does not play around.
  • A reliable garden hose – Preferably one that doesn’t kink and make you say words that would make your grandma blush.
  • A good pair of gloves – Otherwise, the fire ants will win.
  • Patience – Because gardening is equal parts effort and surrendering to nature.
  • Sweet tea – You can’t be mad about bugs eating your plants when you’re sipping something cold and sugary.

Final Thoughts: Gardening with Grit (and a Laugh)

At the end of the day, Southern gardening isn’t about perfection—it’s about perseverance. You plant, you pray, and you try again next year when the squash inevitably takes over the yard.

It’s messy, unpredictable, and occasionally frustrating, but it’s also rewarding. There’s nothing like seeing the first tomato ripen, the first flowers bloom, or a butterfly land on something you grew with your own two hands.

So whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out, embrace the chaos, laugh at the setbacks, and enjoy the beauty of gardening—Southern style.

What’s been your biggest gardening challenge? Let me know in the comments!

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  1. Suzie B says

    April 14, 2025 at 7:25 am

    Haha We know the same zucchini woes where I live – they end up on neighbours steps whether they wanted them or not

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  2. heather says

    April 14, 2025 at 9:31 am

    This was a fun one to read. I love gardening it is so relaxing.

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  3. Rita Wray says

    April 14, 2025 at 10:20 am

    Thank you for the tips. I love working in the garden.

    Reply
  4. Elizabeth says

    April 14, 2025 at 11:37 am

    Snails always get the best herbs, and some sort of beast ate all our lemons once (the tree hasn’t produced well since, sigh)!

    Reply
  5. Donna says

    April 14, 2025 at 4:37 pm

    As a Southerner who loves gardening, this made me smile! It’s all so true!

    Reply
  6. Barrie says

    April 14, 2025 at 8:34 pm

    Southern gardening definitely is its own thing. If you can successfully grow a Southern Garden, you can do ANYTHING! lol

    Reply
  7. Regina says

    April 15, 2025 at 12:59 pm

    Your posts really do make me smile. The ground at our place is a clay type soil. Forget about planting anything from a seed that has to pop up through the soil. But, hey..that’s what farmers markets are for, right?

    Reply
  8. Audrey Stewart says

    April 15, 2025 at 2:46 pm

    This was such a fun post to read! I have deer in the woods behind my house, so I know what damage they can do. My husband has started gardening this year and he loves it.

    Reply
  9. Kim Henrichs says

    April 15, 2025 at 4:17 pm

    LOL judged by neighbors. For sure!
    My biggest challenge is the time of year to plant the right things!

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  10. Soha Molina says

    April 18, 2025 at 10:54 am

    Rule #4 s real!

    Reply
  11. Antoinette M says

    May 13, 2025 at 3:46 pm

    I enjoy gardening. Such a fun read!

    Reply

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