Ready for a new year of Smartass and Sass? If you are new here this is a monthly subscription box that is filled with sarcasm and sass. There are remarks on products that may not be for anyone and please note that I do black out some of the sayings so that I don’t affect any of my readers. If you been with me a while you already know how much I enjoy these boxes.
There are three different subscriptions that you can choose from for this monthly box. First you have the S&S *SHIRT-ONLY* Subscription $15.95 which is only $15.95 a month. It includes a t-shirt only. Then there is the S&S *BOX* Subscription for $34.95 a month which is filled with items but doesn’t have the tee. Finally there is there S&S *BIG BOX* Subscription for $49.95 a month. This box has everything in it. All of the items from the Box as well as the tee.
The Perfection is Overrated Magnetic Bookmark from Impaper is awesome. The graphic is created on grease resistant and non-tearable paper. It is double sided and I really needed a new book mark so it came at just the right time.
I love bags! I really do and the Inhale the Good S**t Tote has so much room I think I could climb inside it. This oversized tote is 17-1/2″ x 20″ which is going to make it the perfect pool and beach tote this summer. I used it recently when I has to run errands and let me tell you I adore it. I was able to put Ma, my uncle’s, mine, and Sam’s prescriptions in there from the pharmacy, mail from the post office, as well as some fruit from the store into it. Instead of a dozen different bags I had one.
The weather turned a little cold this week. So when I went to the doctor early Tuesday morning I was thrilled to have the Hot Mess Beanie with me. I slipped it on and kept my head warm. I have started leaving it in my bag so that I have it when I need it since the winter in Georgia is unpredictable. I carry gloves in there as well.
I always need pens and stockpile them like a hoarder. The Fresh Out of Fs Bic Clic Pen is one that I added to my collection. I leave pens like these out on my desk because they are less likely to be stolen. No one wants to walk into the bank and use a pen that says that or even hand it to someone to use. I have no problem using them because I think they are funny. Other people not so much so I am able to keep them all. Even my sister and cousin who always take my pens won’t take these.
Lotion is always in my desk drawer. I put it on my hands all throughout the day. This Stay Weird Lotion from Tub Tonics is light and sweet. It is a blend of peony, sandalwood, and jasmine. It is all-natural and I enjoy the scent very much. It makes my hands feel nice.
The Sorry I’m Late Key Tag from Sapling Press is me to a T! Especially if I am wanting to stay home and read a book. I also love that it is made from cherry wood with a brass key ring.
The other day I needed to open a can of evaporated milk and ended up using a regular can open. I forgot I put the Screw Perfection Bottle Opener in the drawer. It has a side that would have punctured the can which is what I really wanted to do with it.
The B Please Pencils as well as the Uh-Oh Eraser below are from Tiramisu Paperie. They are cute and I have discovered I love pencils. I used them before only when they were either the only thing I had or I was required to. However, since getting them in these boxes I have found I use them much more often. Which means I also need an eraser more often as well.
While I know these boxes aren’t for everyone I enjoy getting them. Some people don’t like the sarcasm in them. I do but I think that everyone needs a little sarcasm from time to time. There are moments when I scream it in my head at people because it’s better than anything else.
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I live in a small Georgia town that you most likely have never heard of and I LOVE it! My house is more than full as I am a single mother of four & caregiver to my aging mother and uncle. Lover of all things Outlander. Goes to the beat of her own drum woman.