March Smartass and Sass Box

Ready for a new year of Smartass and Sass? If you are new here this is a monthly subscription box that is filled with sarcasm and sass. There are remarks on products that may not be for anyone and please note that I do black out some of the sayings so that I don’t affect any of my readers. If you been with me a while you already know how much I enjoy these boxes.

There are three different subscriptions that you can choose from for this monthly box. First you have the S&S *SHIRT-ONLY* Subscription $15.95 which is only $15.95 a month. It includes a t-shirt only. Then there is the S&S *BOX* Subscription for $34.95 a month which is filled with items but doesn’t have the tee. Finally there is there S&S *BIG BOX* Subscription for $49.95 a month. This box has everything in it. All of the items from the Box as well as the tee.

I didn’t know I needed some Not Today Satan Socks until I got them. Of course I only got to wear them once since I got them because Ma took them and decided she needed them more.

Of course we got our monthly Bic Clic Pen with a snarky saying and this month we got a sticker. I love these pens, they have become my new favorites. The write so well and the sticker is cute. I put it up on my fridge.

I love this I Swear I have it Together Tin is so cute. I put it on my dresser to hold my watch and such at the end of each day. That way I know right where I put them and find them easily.

I love the Spicy Disaster Spoon is awesome. It reads “I’m not a hot mess. I’m a spicy disaster.” I love it! it is not one of those long handle spoons either. It is 8″ which makes it perfect for my hand or the kids to use in the jam jar.

I am loving Not My Circus Dish Towel. How many times do you feel like this in the kitchen? It works well and I enjoy it. It gives a little bit of a laugh anytime I use it.

Pinch Me is a therapy dough that I haven’t wanted to try for a while now. This one is so awesome. Although I admit had a hard time taking it out of the jar because it looked so pretty in it. The idea is simple, you take it out of the jar and massage it between your fingers or squeeze it. Whatever and allow your stress to melt away. It is scented with cucumber and mint which is a nice combination.

The Chill B**tch 9 oz Soy Candle was a bit much for me. It has a strong scent which my allergies didn’t like. It has a “BALI” Citrus, mango,and sea salt. I think if it was just mango that would have awesome.

While I know these boxes aren’t for everyone I enjoy getting them. Some people don’t like the sarcasm in them. I do but I think that everyone needs a little sarcasm from time to time. There are moments when I scream it in my head at people because it’s better than anything else.